The Onion Radio News
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Here are some audio clips that pertain to cats or any one of there nemesis such as dogs, mice, their owners, squirrels, other cats - basically anyone who does not conform to kitty's every whim.
 
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The Onion Radio News

The Onion Radio News - Cat General Says War On String May Be Unwinnable
The Onion Radio news is a different take on current news events. Cat General, Bonkers, reports on the state of the war on string. For more information about The Onion Radio News click here. Click the album cover to the left to listen to the audio clip.
RUN TIME: Approximately 45 seconds.
 
  The Onion Radio News - Couple Devastated To Learn They Can't Have Cats
The Onion Radio news is a different take on current news events. After many tests a couple are heartbroken that they will never have a kitten. For more information about The Onion Radio News click here. Click the album cover to the left to listen to the audio clip.
RUN TIME: Approximately 45 seconds.
 
  The Onion Radio News - President Bush Converts West Wing Into Injured Animal Shelter
The Onion Radio news is a different take on current news events. President George Bush enveils his crowning acheivment, a West Wing animal shelter. For more information about The Onion Radio News click here. Click the album cover to the left to listen to the audio clip.
RUN TIME: Approximately 50 seconds.
 
The Onion Radio News - Cat Given Benefit Of Doubt Again
The Onion Radio news is a different take on current news events. Victoria Rample decides to give her 11 year old tabby, Mr. Smackers, the benefit of the doubt again. For more information about The Onion Radio News click here. Click the album cover to the left to listen to the audio clip.
RUN TIME: Approximately 50 seconds.